Somebody please tell me this isn't true!
Boy, I must really be out of touch with the children's birthday party circuit. I don't even know what to say about this except, huh?...excuse me, did I read this right? I'm not usually at a loss for words...but I am on this one. It's a first birthday party...not a wedding or baby shower. The child is going to be 1 year old...it's not like he's going to have any clue what the heck is even going on. How long was I in Wisconsin anyway?!